Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Beth, Erik, Val Referee: Val
In this special episode (which episode of FNF isn’t considered special by some form of the definition?), we read “Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure” by Joe Kid. This Naruto X Aqua Teen Hunger Force fic has been taken and morphed into a screenplay-style reading, with specific characters being given to each person to read as. We join the ATHF as they’re all sucked into the Naruto universe, where…well, you know how these things go!
In this, our last episode of 2015, we finish three stories, completing one from last time. First, we get some erotic poetry on in “It’s a Jungle Down There” by Warick_Daedalus, which goes into unnecessary detail as to the sexual habits of the animals inhabiting the Donkey Kong Country universe.
Then, we finish up the fan-chapters for “Sonic in the Search for Love” (aka “Steevo’s Therapy Shows Improvement“) by Tehmsu. It was worse than we expected.
Finally, we read our first slice of Homestuck porn (nobody on the show has ever seen or read or done anything with Homestuck): “VriskaxEridan POV” by HimedesReves aka Mana, who came on to help share what she enjoyed about the series when she was in middle school. We still know basically nothing about Homestuck even after this.
2015 was our first full year of being a show dedicated to rotten fanfiction, and we’d like to thank everyone involved in The Nerdy Show Network, especially Cap, boR, all the members of the other shows, and particularly the Patreon supporters and donating fans. To everyone who has walked with us in 2015 through the dreck and mire of terrible fanfiction, we say thank you and look forward to another horrendous year together in 2016.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tom, Symphoenix, Tehmsu
In this very, very special episode of FNF, one of the most world renowned writers of bad fanfiction comes on and not only reads with us, but also WROTE A STORY SPECIFICALLY FOR US TO READ! Tom, also know as Peter Chimaera, mentally assaults the FNF crew with his terrible fanfic mashup of legendary proportions called “Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the Ring Fellowship of the Story“. There are more characters and crossovers than we can count but oh man, it’s quite the ride.
After we devoured that mythical dreck, we revisit something that we thought would remain buried forever. Somehow, some way, Tehmsu revived one of our worst nightmares. We started reading more of what nearly killed us last time.
In this episode we discuss urgent sociopolitical matters, global warming, the true meaning of Christmas, and finally found out where Jimmy Hoffa was buried!
No, not really. We just read more fanfic.
Our motley crew of hosts and guests are joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and we begin this week’s spiritual journey by reading the Google translated terms of service agreement from PKORP.com. Watch out, folks. This rabbit hole goes DEEP. You may not come back entirely sane here. (Follow along with the translation here.)
After that, we interlude to some much-needed me-time with the ongoing erotic adventures in the world of The Elder Scrolls in “Martin, Alone” by baratron. It features Martin. He’s alone. He’s still the ruler of Oblivion or whatever. He spends his time fantasizing and fondling his Kvatch.
Finally, we sample some erotic holiday Potter-fic and the awkward morning-after interactions of “The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black” by xylodemon. Behold, how not one of us can do a passable British accent!
We’re still looking for our libidos. They’re out there, somewhere. *Musical interlude*
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Manny, Kunal Referee: Val
Ah, Folgers: good to the last drop. Wait – that’s Maxwell House.
Well, that makes sense then, because in this episode we finish the inexplicable Folgers commercial fanfic we started last episode and it is not good. Nope, nope, nope. We bravely marathon through the rest of Alixtii’s “Where the Heart Is” and all the sister-banging, cousin-infatuation, and crunchy t-shirt wholesomeness you’d expect. We can’t WAIT until Luke goes back to West Africa.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Sam, Roy Referee: Val
Friday Night Fanfic returns to take everyone home for the holidays from five years in West Africa where apparently our sister has grown up and is in prime condition for DRINKING A NICE HOT CUP OF FOLGERS COFFEE.
In this episode: “Where the Heart Is” by Alixtii; taking sentimental seasonal commercials to their logical conclusions. Come chomp this savory, /34/ taquito.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tony, Jeff Ball, Valerie Referee: Valerie
Join the FNF crew, with special guests, Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini and soundtrack composer Jeff Ball! They help us on our quest to read two connected stories by fanfic author baratron set in the wonderful land of The Elder Scrolls, specifically Oblivion. Join us for some ear-nibbling, rim-jobbing good fun!
The story? Martin Septim, illegitimate son of Emperor Uriel Septim, and O.C. Alix de Feu are bumping their donguses together. That’s basically it. There’s some attempt at plot (very good attempt in fact), and this fanfic actually used words properly and some words that we didn’t even know! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! FANFIC IS TEACHING US THINGS! PLEASE HELP!
The two tales, “Taking the Nine in Vain” and “Defiling the Emperor” definitely contain some main quest spoilers, so read on with caution if you are one of the three people who have yet to play through the game.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Lucas, Garret Referee: Val
Well, we knew we’d have to go back to the Futa, and back to the Final Fantasy, and this time it’s been wound together tighter than a housewife’s sex knot. “Final Futanari XIII” by Kid delivers exactly what it’s title implies.
After that, we dip into Tim Burton’s Hot Topic-ified IP, The Nightmare Before Christmas in “Steamy Kitchen” by TheTicketCollector. It honestly could have been way worse, but it was still pretty uncomfortable.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cyril, Deven Referee: Val
The thrilling conclusion, to the Dragon Ball Z journey we began last episode. It’s true, all 195 separate 25 minute episodes have been compressed into two handy-dandy 2 hour podcasts! “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra concludes!
Join us as the runaway train switches tracks like crazy. After Piccolo gets his power boost, he bends the genders of the universe and forms a fleshlight to engage Vegeta with… and then Shrek shows up and starts turning everyone into zombies with onion eyes and… Well, it’s best we not spoil anymore. Cyril and Deven from OCAD classic grace us with their presence as we struggle valiantly to tame the oniony madness!
In this first part of two, Nerdy Show‘s Trench and Tony join the FNF crew as they sit down to revisit a beloved animated universe: Dragon Ball Z. The adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Bulma, Vegeta, and good ol’ panty-lovin’ Master Roshi have thrilled legions of devoted fans through their storied journeys on the inked page and the boob tube. A lot of material must have been cut out because what we have here is some pretty nasty, preggo-humping, ki-boosting ridiculousness.
In “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra, we learn that Gohan and his wife Videl have a baby on the way. Videl gets in the mood for dat summertime loving and Gohan jumps at the chance. And what luck! Bro gets a power level increase from the unborn child, and that’s only the start of where things go off the rails.