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Season 1 Episode 15 – Bubblecum

Posted by admin on January 15, 2015

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Season 1 Episode 15 - Bubblecum

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Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, Roy, Val, Tony, Beth, Cyril
Referee: Val

Our sixth installment in the never-ending nightmare of Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. We’ve lost contact with the FNFcrew, all we found was a journal in the scorched remains of an old library:

“January 12th, 2015.

Nope. No description. Not even worth doing it. Life is pain, life is misery. SONIC IS THE ILLUMINATI. We are all under his spell, and we can not break free. I know not what sin I have committed to be relegated to this eternal purgatory. All I know is that, like Dante, I must press forward into the foul depths and not turn back. I must descend into the abyss in order to reach my promised paradise.

Godspeed to us all.”

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Season 1 Episode 14 – Brown Hair, Green Eyes, and Brown Hair

Posted by admin on January 10, 2015

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Season 1 Episode 14 - Brown Hair, Green Eyes, and Brown Hair

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Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Cap, Shawn, Spencer, Steve, Brad
Referee: Stevo & Val

Another week, another trudge through the swamp of sadness that is Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. We never knew pain until this terrible journey. We used to drink to dull the pain, now we drink to annihilate all sense of self. Only in being completely and utterly nullified can we endure this hell. Hairy eyeballs! Are you not entertained!?

Seriously, drink responsibly.

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Season 1 Episode 13 – “Cya Latter Sweaty Pie”

Posted by admin on January 1, 2015

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Season 1 Episode 13 - “Cya Latter Sweaty Pie”

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Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: David, Logan, Roy, Valerie, Shawn, Spencer, Tony, Deven
Referee: Stevo

We’re lost in the abyss of Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“, chapter 5. This might be the halfway point… we think. It’s hard to remember life before this started.

The FNF crew meets post-Xmas and pre-New Year to barrel through technical glitches and drink in the horror and wonderment of this abysmal fanfic. These might be sentences in some bizarre alternate universe’s English. Maybe. Anything is possible at this point.

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Season 1 Episode 12 – The Eye of The Storm

Posted by admin on December 26, 2014

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Season 1 Episode 12 - The Eye of The Storm

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Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Steve, Spencer, Valron
Referee: Val

Part 3 in our dire battle with one of the worst fanfics of all-time, Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. Last episode, the story began devolving as the author revised his earlier chapters. Now, we’re hitting really choppy waters with additional chapter revisions and the infamous chapter 5 – the longest chapter in the entire story. We’re in the center of a genuine shitstorm here, folks.

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Season 1 Episode 11 – When There’s Nudity, He’s There Dutily!

Posted by admin on December 20, 2014

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Season 1 Episode 11 - When There’s Nudity, He’s There Dutily!

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Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Chowder, Val, Steve
Referee: Val

The Nighthorse crew continue their valiant battle against one of the raunchiest fanfics out there, Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love”. In this episode, we hit the milestone moment when Krezz starts backtracking on his work. Yes – this is the work of a madman. We have now reached his third revision of Chapter One. Our food and supplies are running low, and we are at the mercy of the elements. It’s uncertain how much longer we can hold out before cannibalism becomes a viable option. Heaven only knows how we’re going to survive…with everyone…

We should have never opened that damn book. We should have listened to that gypsy and her warning about the curse. As long as the lights stay on, we should be able to-

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Season 1 Episode 10 -“Gary Busey Approves”

Posted by admin on December 11, 2014

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Season 1 Episode 10 -"Gary Busey Approves"

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Fanfics read:
COLD AND DARK DO GO WELL TOGETHER a cautoionary tale for illuminated magical dickhole sex (by japastiel)
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Tony, Spencer, Beth, Steve
Referee: Stevo

This is the big one – Krezz’s legendary slashfic nightmare: “Sonic in the Search for Love“. To divulge much more would be to spoil the horrors that await, but suffice it to say: this was the fanfic that nearly killed FNF before FNF was FNF. Our previous incarnation, Overclocked After Dark, got barely halfway through reading this story, so we’re starting from scratch and finishing it before this season of Friday Night Fanfiction ends.

Before things went South, we felt it was best to prep our palette with another fic. Prior to our first slice at “Sonic”, we read a downright romantic story featuing characters from the 2012 CGI film Rise of the Guardians and the best cameo of Gary Busey ever, “Cold and Dark Do Go Well Together” by japastiel. Just wait ’til you hear this story’s subtitle. Hint: it’s hella hot.

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Season 1 Episode 9 – Groinsaw

Posted by admin on December 5, 2014

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Season 1 Episode 9 - Groinsaw

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Fanfics read:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (by Secondpillow)
Like Like Likes Little Link (by Ignatious)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Chowder, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie

Oh boy, oh boy… we can’t aptly describe tonight’s first tale, “Like Like Likes Little Link” by Ignatious, but we’ll try… It’s a bloody, disgusting, two-chapter horror-fest involving young Link from Ocarina of Time and various monsters. It’s probably the most violent thing we’ve ever read, and it tries to make it SEXY. Absolutely terrifying stuff – not for the faint of heart. This one nearly broke Stevo. Seriously, he’s never yelled so much in a ‘fic before.

We decided to follow up that heavy read with a lighthearted, existential Harry Potter romp known as… lots of frigging H’s. (Seriously, the story’s called “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” by Secondpillow) This was voted one of the BEST fanfics we’ve ever read. You could say it’s an extremely polarizing episode. At the very least, we know this: only accept American Cockstitution. Accept no substitutes.

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Season 1 Episode 8 – “Ugh”

Posted by admin on November 27, 2014

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Season 1 Episode 8 - "Ugh"

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Fanfics read:
Kirby’s Engagement (by SonicMaster5000)
Painfully Lustful (by Anne Oni Mouse)
Zelda swallowed by a snake (by TBoneTony)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Chowder, Valerie
Referee: Valerie

The crew take on some ‘fics loosely connected to Super Smash Bros., what with the recent release on the Wii U and all. First up is a scintillatingly sensual look at how erotic it is to be fingerbanging oneself while asphyxiating in a snake’s acidic digestive track in TBoneTony’s opus “Zelda Got Swallowed by a Snake“. Thrill as Stevo makes the mistake of making each “ugh” worth a drink – a decision he regrets very quickly… and deeply.

Next we dive in to a direct Smash Bros. fanfic where Bowser and Dedede get out some aggression, as well as some sexual stimulation, in Anne Oni Mouse’s “Painfully Lustful“. Some very descriptive blood here! We all know that’s what the good stuff is made out of.

And finally, we take on “Kirby’s Engagement” by SonicMaster5000, which follows Kirby and Ribbon (from Kirby 64) getting engaged and consummating their romance. As David so aptly puts it, “Merry Scatmas.”

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Season 1 Episode 7 – I’ll Do Whatever You Want, Sexy Burger

Posted by admin on November 21, 2014

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Season 1 Episode 7 - I’ll Do Whatever You Want, Sexy Burger

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Fanfics Read:
Halflife Fulllife Consequences (by squirrelking)
Halflife Fulllife Consequences Free Man (by squirrelking)
Halflife Hero Beggining (by squirrelking)
HalflifeFullLife Consequences 2WhatHasTobeDone (by squirrelking)
Round 2 (The sequel to One different step) (by Sabbs)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Shawn, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie, et. al

In this episode, the Nighthorse crew power through the Internet classic, the “Half-Life: Full Life Consequences Quadrilogy” by Squirrelking. Join us as cry falls out of us for the woeful tale of John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman’s brother! THEN, because that wasn’t enough to satiate our wanton loins, we return to the muscular machinations of Sabbs’ Kim Possible fanfic in “Round 2“. (We read the first part, “One Different Step” in this episode.) …Things get a little Dead-Alive all up in Kim’s great expanse!

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Season 1 Episode 6 – I Got a Ton-er for Dean Thomas

Posted by admin on November 13, 2014

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Season 1 Episode 6 - I Got a Ton-er for Dean Thomas

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Fanfics Read:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles (by proudhousewife)

Cheese dies! (by Daisycheesecakex)

Cloud Mows The Lawn (by Rasso)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Tony, Garret

Referee: Val

In this episode, we finished up Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. I won’t spoil the ending, but it was more Inception than Interstellar (which I haven’t seen yet so you know it’s true). Stevo, in lieu of a musical interlude, redesigns part of the story Dr. Seuss style, and David impresses all with his Texas accent. Tony does a better Texas accent, though.

Then we read the entirety of Cheese Dies!, which apparently was based on Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends. After reading this, I have even less of a desire to find out what that show was about.

And finally, we had to conclude with something sexy, so we read Cloud Mows the Lawn. A tale of grass, mowing, and turd turd.To subscribe to this show, please add the following RSS to your favorite podcast app:
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