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Season 3 Episode 13 – My Libido: Have You Seen It? Please Give It Back.

Posted by admin on December 11, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 13 - My Libido: Have You Seen It? Please Give It Back.

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Fanfics read:
Martin, Alone. (by baratron)
PKORP.com
The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black (by xylodemon)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Ice, Cap

In this episode we discuss urgent sociopolitical matters, global warming, the true meaning of Christmas, and finally found out where Jimmy Hoffa was buried!

No, not really. We just read more fanfic.

Our motley crew of hosts and guests are joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and we begin this week’s spiritual journey by reading the Google translated terms of service agreement from PKORP.com. Watch out, folks. This rabbit hole goes DEEP. You may not come back entirely sane here. (Follow along with the translation here.)

After that, we interlude to some much-needed me-time with the ongoing erotic adventures in the world of The Elder Scrolls in “Martin, Alone” by baratron. It features Martin. He’s alone. He’s still the ruler of Oblivion or whatever. He spends his time fantasizing and fondling his Kvatch.

Finally, we sample some erotic holiday Potter-fic and the awkward morning-after interactions of “The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black” by xylodemon. Behold, how not one of us can do a passable British accent!

We’re still looking for our libidos. They’re out there, somewhere. *Musical interlude*

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Season 3 Episode 12 – Higher Educacy

Posted by admin on December 3, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 12 - Higher Educacy

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Fanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Manny, Kunal
Referee: Val

Ah, Folgers: good to the last drop. Wait – that’s Maxwell House.

Well, that makes sense then, because in this episode we finish the inexplicable Folgers commercial fanfic we started last episode and it is not good. Nope, nope, nope. We bravely marathon through the rest of Alixtii’s “Where the Heart Is” and all the sister-banging, cousin-infatuation, and crunchy t-shirt wholesomeness you’d expect. We can’t WAIT until Luke goes back to West Africa.

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Season 3 Episode 11 – The Philipino Taquito

Posted by admin on November 26, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 11 - The Philipino Taquito

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Fanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Sam, Roy
Referee: Val

Friday Night Fanfic returns to take everyone home for the holidays from five years in West Africa where apparently our sister has grown up and is in prime condition for DRINKING A NICE HOT CUP OF FOLGERS COFFEE.

In this episode: “Where the Heart Is” by Alixtii; taking sentimental seasonal commercials to their logical conclusions. Come chomp this savory, /34/ taquito.

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Season 3 Episode 10 – Propalix: Is It The Right Drug For You?

Posted by admin on November 13, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 10 - Propalix: Is It The Right Drug For You?

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Fanfics read:
Defiling the Emperor (by baratron)
Taking the Nine in Vain (by baratron)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tony, Jeff Ball, Valerie
Referee: Valerie

Join the FNF crew, with special guests, Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini and soundtrack composer Jeff Ball! They help us on our quest to read two connected stories by fanfic author baratron set in the wonderful land of The Elder Scrolls, specifically Oblivion. Join us for some ear-nibbling, rim-jobbing good fun!

The story? Martin Septim, illegitimate son of Emperor Uriel Septim, and O.C. Alix de Feu are bumping their donguses together. That’s basically it. There’s some attempt at plot (very good attempt in fact), and this fanfic actually used words properly and some words that we didn’t even know! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! FANFIC IS TEACHING US THINGS! PLEASE HELP!

The two tales, “Taking the Nine in Vain” and “Defiling the Emperor” definitely contain some main quest spoilers, so read on with caution if you are one of the three people who have yet to play through the game.

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Season 3 Episode 9 – Futanari Ferrari Sex Drive

Posted by admin on November 6, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 9 - Futanari Ferrari Sex Drive

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Fanfics read:
Final Futanari XIII (by Kid)
Steamy Kitchen (by TheTicketCollector)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Lucas, Garret
Referee: Val

Well, we knew we’d have to go back to the Futa, and back to the Final Fantasy, and this time it’s been wound together tighter than a housewife’s sex knot. “Final Futanari XIII” by Kid delivers exactly what it’s title implies.

After that, we dip into Tim Burton’s Hot Topic-ified IP, The Nightmare Before Christmas in “Steamy Kitchen” by TheTicketCollector. It honestly could have been way worse, but it was still pretty uncomfortable.

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Season 3 Episode 8 – Get Ogre Yourself

Posted by admin on October 30, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 8 - Get Ogre Yourself

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Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cyril, Deven
Referee: Val

The thrilling conclusion, to the Dragon Ball Z journey we began last episode. It’s true, all 195 separate 25 minute episodes have been compressed into two handy-dandy 2 hour podcasts! “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra concludes!

Join us as the runaway train switches tracks like crazy. After Piccolo gets his power boost, he bends the genders of the universe and forms a fleshlight to engage Vegeta with… and then Shrek shows up and starts turning everyone into zombies with onion eyes and… Well, it’s best we not spoil anymore. Cyril and Deven from OCAD classic grace us with their presence as we struggle valiantly to tame the oniony madness!

SHREK IS LOVE. SHREK IS LIFE.

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Season 3 Episode 7 – True Love is Elbow Deep

Posted by admin on October 22, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 7 - True Love is Elbow Deep

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Fanfics read:
The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Trench, Tony

In this first part of two, Nerdy Show‘s Trench and Tony join the FNF crew as they sit down to revisit a beloved animated universe: Dragon Ball Z. The adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Bulma, Vegeta, and good ol’ panty-lovin’ Master Roshi have thrilled legions of devoted fans through their storied journeys on the inked page and the boob tube. A lot of material must have been cut out because what we have here is some pretty nasty, preggo-humping, ki-boosting ridiculousness.

In “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra, we learn that Gohan and his wife Videl have a baby on the way. Videl gets in the mood for dat summertime loving and Gohan jumps at the chance. And what luck! Bro gets a power level increase from the unborn child, and that’s only the start of where things go off the rails.

Watch out for Piccolo’s french fry appendage!

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Season 3 Episode 6 – BEEP. BOOP.

Posted by admin on October 15, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 6 - BEEP. BOOP.

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Fanfics read:
The Long Way Out (by Jayrich)
Cyborg Beyoncé vs Zombie Paula Deen (by addykins)
Is it incest if you’re a robot (by The_Devilman_K)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Squall, Shawn
Referee: Val

Wow, this week is a marathon session: finishing one story, and slammed through two others. We wrap up Jayrich’s “The Long Way Out” (it wasn’t long enough, or rather, it wasn’t as long as Spud’s member is implied in the story). We also found out apparently Jake’s grandfather starred in some racy stuff with mermaids when he was a younger old man. Fancy.

After that, we breezed through addykins’ “Cyborg Beyoncé vs. Zombie Paula Deen“. This went about as well as you would have expected it to go: everyone was dead, then there was possibly a war with everyone who wasn’t dead, and Paula Deen was made of butter and Beyoncé crushed the hopes of little girls. Surprisingly, it was better than every Super Bowl halftime show for the last decade.

And Finally, we descended into the erotic, incesty world of “Is It Incest if You’re a Robot?” by The_Devilman_K. Spoiler alert: the answer, unequivocally, is yes.

Beep boop. Sniff.

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Season 3 Episode 5 – Fluff Me

Posted by admin on October 8, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 5 - Fluff Me

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Fanfics read:
Metroid High School (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)
The Long Way Out (by Jayrich)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, and RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Jackson, Kit, Moose, Rook

Every end is a new beginning’s…uh, beginning! In this jam-packed episode, members of the band Random Encounter (Jackson, Kit, Moose, and Rook) join the Friday Night Fanfiction crew in finishing “Metroid High School” by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan and starting “The Long Way Out” by Jayrich.

“Metroid High School” ends with an all out war: a cameo appearance by a previous president, more cholera, and a doctor showing up in a sports car. Yeah, it was that kind of reading. However, “The Long Way Out” took our temporary G rating and smashed it into a hard R (and I do mean hard). This story, which is based on the obscure Disney show Jake Long American Dragon, feels like a spiritual sequel to “Rated F: A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy“. There’s trolls and leprechauns and lots of fluffing going on. Lolbooty.

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Season 3 Episode 4 – It’s Just The Cholera

Posted by admin on October 1, 2015

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Season 3 Episode 4 - It’s Just The Cholera

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Fanfics read:
Metroid High School (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tehmsu, Wolfboy

Oh dear. Oh dear, what have we wished upon ourselves? After wrapping up theJak and Daxter story, is this really our reward? Is this the light at the end of that tunnel? Because this light is made of poop, and the tunnel is also made of poop.

This is “Metroid High School” by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan. Written in the same vein as “Brewdening Love” and “My Immortal”, this one takes on the Metroid franchise as if it were in…well, high school. And it’s terrible. There’s “praegnancies”, and cholera, and “fottballs”, and a whole lot of Principal Gunpei Yokoi for some reason. Put your “Seamus Helmets” on and get ready to do some “blackhacking” in the first entry of this two-parter!

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