Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Flik, Cyril the Wolf Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues!
There’s a party. Someone is using homophobic slurs against our main protagonist. There’s almost a fight, but then there isn’t. Then the magical healing cock is finally revealed. We are only THIRTY PAGES AWAY FROM THE END. THE PAIN IS REAL.
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! This episode… was a tough one to get out, but we pressed hard and squeezed it through! Thrill as we pursue Cap and Buck’s post-coital relationship some more and suffer through internal dialog while they prepare for an anniversary party or something.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cap Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! In this episode… we’re joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and more importantly… WE FOUND THE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
…No orgasm yet, though. Seriously, it took us this long and we still haven’t cum. Goobers.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Mana, Deven Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! In this episode… We almost had the sex. WE ALMOST HAD THE SEX.
We are literally inches away from the sex now, its so close we can taste the lube and raging boners. But no. No, we didn’t get the sex. We got more of Bucky’s backstory about his alcoholism and his arm and him being a whiny pissant to all his friends because he refuses to believe Steve in interested in him and it’s like, “OH MY GOD IS THIS A SHOW ON THE WB IN THE MID 90’S?!”
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Wolfboy, Manny Referee: Val
The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! Same story as last time, same stuff as last time. Shenanigans were had. No sex was witnessed. We’re growing desperate. We may just have to start resorting to Sears advertisements for sexual stimulation.
Readers: Stevo, David, Val, D-LUCKS, IceAbyzz Referee: Val
Here in FNF Central we’ve got more fluff than a pillow factory as we venture farther into the teenage sitcom-drama of our season finale longfic, “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain. We yell at the characters to do something, because it’s obvious they’re going to be courting and mating by the end of the story, but we have to go through so much inner high school pain that we all actually returned to high school today by accident.
At long last – we finally get to the meat and potatoes and/or stuffing of Season 3: the longfic! That’s a piece of fan fiction that’s a true journey; lasting multiple episodes. This time, we have a riveting, action-packed adventure featuring Marvel’s greatest her- wait, no. It’s an alternate universe fic featuring Steve Rodgers and James Barnes (aka Captain America and his pal Bucky!) getting in a faux romance to ward off Buckey’s overbearing family during a vacation. Presenting: “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain.
This thing is fluffy. Very fluffy. This is a friggin’ fluff FACTORY. We’re going to make it though. We know there’s sex. We know it’s worth it. This isn’t like the Season 2 debacle – we know that some way, some how there’s going to be a big phallic volcano that we can toss our golden penis-ring onto as magical eagles made of boobs come rescue us or something.
Let us begin to get there and back again something something hobbits.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Beth, Erik, Val Referee: Val
In this special episode (which episode of FNF isn’t considered special by some form of the definition?), we read “Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure” by Joe Kid. This Naruto X Aqua Teen Hunger Force fic has been taken and morphed into a screenplay-style reading, with specific characters being given to each person to read as. We join the ATHF as they’re all sucked into the Naruto universe, where…well, you know how these things go!
In this, our last episode of 2015, we finish three stories, completing one from last time. First, we get some erotic poetry on in “It’s a Jungle Down There” by Warick_Daedalus, which goes into unnecessary detail as to the sexual habits of the animals inhabiting the Donkey Kong Country universe.
Then, we finish up the fan-chapters for “Sonic in the Search for Love” (aka “Steevo’s Therapy Shows Improvement“) by Tehmsu. It was worse than we expected.
Finally, we read our first slice of Homestuck porn (nobody on the show has ever seen or read or done anything with Homestuck): “VriskaxEridan POV” by HimedesReves aka Mana, who came on to help share what she enjoyed about the series when she was in middle school. We still know basically nothing about Homestuck even after this.
2015 was our first full year of being a show dedicated to rotten fanfiction, and we’d like to thank everyone involved in The Nerdy Show Network, especially Cap, boR, all the members of the other shows, and particularly the Patreon supporters and donating fans. To everyone who has walked with us in 2015 through the dreck and mire of terrible fanfiction, we say thank you and look forward to another horrendous year together in 2016.
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tom, Symphoenix, Tehmsu
In this very, very special episode of FNF, one of the most world renowned writers of bad fanfiction comes on and not only reads with us, but also WROTE A STORY SPECIFICALLY FOR US TO READ! Tom, also know as Peter Chimaera, mentally assaults the FNF crew with his terrible fanfic mashup of legendary proportions called “Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the Ring Fellowship of the Story“. There are more characters and crossovers than we can count but oh man, it’s quite the ride.
After we devoured that mythical dreck, we revisit something that we thought would remain buried forever. Somehow, some way, Tehmsu revived one of our worst nightmares. We started reading more of what nearly killed us last time.