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Category Archives: First Achievement Reviews

We bring the WeHateVideogames guys to you once more in this display of true masculine limit pushing. This time, all of them have to get an achievement to be aloud to leave the house.

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Today on First Achievement Reviews, David is forced to enjoy the bluest drink from all of Canada.

Logan clashes with the Kinect as he plays Kinect Adventures, better known as the origin of the “Game Boat”.

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Logan plays some Magicka, mixes up some spells, sits upon the laps of men, and sings some merry tunes.

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Stevo gets to play the game based on his second greatest love in life(First love is Homestarrunner), The Simpsons. But when he gets the achievement, how will he take it?

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The good ole boys gather around the christmas tree to open up some gifts. What will they find? Joyous times? Turbografix? But what is this, a new Final Fantasy?

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David plays the horrid hack-n-slash where there is not nearly enough beasts too ride, owing mainly to a distinct lack of dragon sex.

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David tries to literally grind his way to an achievement in DLC Quest. Thrill as he breaks Steve’s keyboard by mashing the x key for an hour.

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Today on First Achievement Reviews – Poker Night 2 on Steam

Join Stevo, Val, and not-David (otherwise known as zircon, aka Andrew Aversa of OverClocked ReMix fame) as not-David plays through this quirky poker game with a dog, a blond brute, a robot, Bruce Campbell, and a cybernetic she-devil who makes fun of everyone.

2 ZIRCON’S UP!

 

We made Beth play Alan Wake, a bad game about nothing but darkness, dark, and slightly less dark. Also, intense drinking all around.

Ever wanted to see Stevo, girl Stevo, and other girl Stevo all drinking while one of them plays a weird Tetris game? No? Too bad.

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